Harry Weidner: 0:03

All right. Welcome back to our tangled,

Unknown: 0:09

tangled mines. Episode 28 Dang,

Harry Weidner: 0:13

welcome back. We are making it through. This one's not going to come out on Monday, because we're recording it on Sunday and

Jack Weidner: 0:21

we didn't introduce ourselves, you just like,

Unknown: 0:23

oh my gosh,

Harry Weidner: 0:24

Harry Weidner. Um Jack Bagnato

Unknown: 0:27

Sorry, I've

Jack Weidner: 0:28

been practicing that. Better wait,

Harry Weidner: 0:31

I'm a little frazzled. But yeah, this one's not going to come out on Monday. It'll probably come out on Wednesday or Thursday. I'm crazy. Because I finished my last class on Tuesday.

Jack Weidner: 0:43

Last class ever until medical Yeah,

Harry Weidner: 0:45

until the We'll see about that. And then everyone has to call me Master Weidner.

Jack Weidner: 0:53

Is that a joke? You want to stay with

Unknown: 0:56

Master Weidner?

Harry Weidner: 1:00

No, please don't call me that. Ever. Anyone?

Unknown: 1:07

I don't know what's new with you, Jack.

Jack Weidner: 1:08

Nothing.

Unknown: 1:10

Something has got to be new. You think so?

Harry Weidner: 1:14

Didn't go to DC recently?

Jack Weidner: 1:17

Nope. What? More when I was gonna go to DC this weekend.

Unknown: 1:22

I was gonna say mom told me that you went to DC. No, I was going to

Jack Weidner: 1:26

go to DC this weekend. And then I would you do? Hung out here and did pretty much diddly squat. I didn't do too much. Yeah, Haley was gone. This weekend. She was at a baby shower with her family. So I watched the TV show Gravity Falls. I read and I got mimosas with my friends yesterday. Cool. Yeah. Was

Harry Weidner: 1:53

a bottomless? No, they

Jack Weidner: 1:55

don't do Bottomless mimosas anymore. They were $5 though, so you could get drunk for pretty cheap. But I don't drink so like I had one Mimosa and I was like, I'm good. Yeah,

Harry Weidner: 2:09

I went to a bar last night. And I got a hot water. What is that? It's just like, sparkling water. Oh, felt very lame. But yeah, I'm also off the off the drinking wave. So

Jack Weidner: 2:25

what is it? And there's a Seinfeld about this. So I should know. When you're not drinking? Are you on or off the wagon? off the wagon. You're off the wagon when you're not drinking. Thanks. And you're on the wagon when your drink?

Unknown: 2:45

Right. Okay.

Harry Weidner: 2:47

I don't know. I have no idea.

Jack Weidner: 2:48

I avoid that expression like the plague. Not because I'm an alcoholic, but because I don't actually understand how it works. So I just don't say, Did

Unknown: 2:57

you? Did you watch that video that I sent you? Yeah. Have Jared seen it before? Yeah. Did you notice the intro? intro music? Yeah, it was our intro music. I know, which means they sampled it from the same place and Adobe, that

Jack Weidner: 3:12

it will be so users. Yeah, it's a great intro.

Harry Weidner: 3:16

That is I like our intro. What else? What else?

Jack Weidner: 3:19

Oh, it's all over the news, right? Now, let's figure out how to just have a great profile in the New Yorker. God, this is really this is the height of my like, I'm about to turn 26. And me referencing a profile in the New Yorker by David Remnick is really my downfall as a human being that

Unknown: 3:40

you really are about to turn 20. So

Jack Weidner: 3:42

yeah, wow, what are the things happening? Yeah, it wasn't there was a podcast and a profile interview in the New Yorker by David Remnick on Jerry Seinfeld about the best. I think they call them the scholar of comedy, how he just studies comedy and how he knows so much about it and different rules of writing and stuff. So it was interesting.

Harry Weidner: 4:06

Yeah. He's a cool guy. So does he have a new movie coming in?

Jack Weidner: 4:11

Jersey? Or was that an old video that I found a GQ thing you sent me it was an old video. Oh, I

Harry Weidner: 4:17

didn't realize that I referred for context. I sent Jack a Jerry Seinfeld Essentials video that he presented things that he needs in his daily life. And their intro music to that video. I will post it in the

Jack Weidner: 4:32

chat that only came out the first of May. Oh, yeah. Four days ago, four days ago when I watched it. I thought it was he's timeless. Like he just doesn't

Unknown: 4:43

really engage.

Harry Weidner: 4:44

He turned 70 Jerry Seinfeld, I know but he doesn't look seven. No, he looks great. Anyway, the video had the same intro music as this podcast and that's why I sent it to Jack but then it ended up being a really funny good video because it was a great Jerry Seinfeld's Jerry Seinfeld You

Jack Weidner: 5:00

know, he and I have the same logo. That's what I wanted to write. I noticed that okay, I wasn't sure if you noticed, because I want to talk about of

Harry Weidner: 5:08

course I and what did he say about the Italians leave it to the Italians to make the greatest thing in the world? Yeah,

Unknown: 5:14

stinking bank.

Harry Weidner: 5:18

Yeah, so that was a great video Jack and I will have it in the description. If you're wondering if when Jack and I are gonna get to anything that we're talking about. We're not going to knock up there's

Jack Weidner: 5:27

no plan. We were going to talk about something today. We didn't I

Unknown: 5:33

didn't want to we did Harry don't want that. We'll do it eventually. But we'll talk about too much going on. This really is like the Seinfeld episode of the podcast. It's it's a podcast about you

Jack Weidner: 5:44

say that. Like we don't have those periodically. That yeah, but honest to God, every single episode of our podcast is is relatively about nothing.

Unknown: 5:53

Yeah, but we try to try. No.

Jack Weidner: 6:01

Drinking seltzer water like we're done. Yeah. the formality of this podcast is dead. Yeah,

Harry Weidner: 6:09

sorry. We'll come back with something in two weeks. I do promise that we'll have something fun here.

Jack Weidner: 6:14

Really, it's very busy. Doesn't mean really though.

Harry Weidner: 6:17

It's like I feel like I'm busy. But I'm fake busy here. Because I

Jack Weidner: 6:23

know, I know if people listen to the podcast, they think you're busy. And that I don't do anything. And that is the most accurate. Like kind of inference you can make from listening to our podcast, but that's Harry's I'm not

Unknown: 6:38

busy. But you are busy.

Harry Weidner: 6:40

But I'm like fake busy. But yeah, but is he doing stew

Jack Weidner: 6:43

or in person that needs to be busy. You need to be doing something. You and I could both say I'm doing laundry. And you know what I say? I'm not doing anything. I'm not doing. I'm not doing laundry. I'm doing nothing. Do a folding laundry and listen to music. I'm dancing around the house. To me. That's just nothing. Because it that has no merit in my day. You are doing laundry, you are doing laundry and I am folding socks. That's what you're doing. It's in your planner. You've sent out a calendar notification to everyone in your circle. I'm doing laundry today. I want the world to know there will be no funny business with my laundry. I will not make sock puppets and make them talk to each other. I will not dance around the house while I do laundry. I am doing laundry. And that's how you know that's how you live your life and that's okay i

Harry Weidner: 7:36

i did do something that's very much unlike me. Okay the other day yesterday, I relisted

Jack Weidner: 7:42

your octopus kit of this big at absolute will shut up.

Unknown: 7:46

I'll talk about I'll talk about Tell me.

Harry Weidner: 7:49

I did my laundry. And I did not fold my clothes the same day.

Jack Weidner: 7:55

Jesus Christ. I then that was one of the signs of the apocalypse that John wrote about in Revelation. And I'm

Harry Weidner: 8:02

not sure I slept as well last night knowing that I had unfolded laundry sitting right next to my bed.

Jack Weidner: 8:08

I want to tell you a story. Yeah, too. I folded laundry today. Do you know how long the clothes SAT? I think it was two weeks. Oh,

Harry Weidner: 8:19

see ya.

Jack Weidner: 8:21

Do you know? Well, I slept because of that. No, you probably you probably didn't sleep terribly. But it wasn't for her doesn't have a lot.

Harry Weidner: 8:29

Right. Like last night i i was thinking about the laundry sitting next to my bed. And the first thing I woke up and did was I woke up. I stretched out a little bit and then I folded that laundry and I put it away. And I felt much better than I can put the laundry baskets back in the closet.

Jack Weidner: 8:48

So that was what no no, we're not dealt with but that's okay. All right. Let's explore this. When you were in college, which is a hazard time for most people, not you but for most people. Is when did you find yourself doing laundry?

Unknown: 9:07

Once a week? Yes, Saturday what time

Jack Weidner: 9:10

of day? I don't care what the free.

Unknown: 9:14

Like, early morning. Okay.

Jack Weidner: 9:16

Did you have like a set routine? They were like, I'm gonna do No,

Harry Weidner: 9:21

no. And sometimes it happened on like a Thursday Thursday ended up being a really good laundry day. But sometimes if I needed to like wash my sheets Saturday morning.

Unknown: 9:30

Yeah, I was

Jack Weidner: 9:32

because I was an RA. And I was always writing a paper. I do laundry like to know it was a great time but sometimes tired.

Harry Weidner: 9:43

You also didn't have a I was very fortunate to have in Unit washer dryer for three years. Oh my god, we're just hearing live you know it was warm, right? Yeah, so I just be what else did I want to ask you? about I don't know. I don't remember. Doesn't matter what it's about nothing.

Jack Weidner: 10:04

This is about

Harry Weidner: 10:06

was it important? No, clearly not.

Jack Weidner: 10:09

Nothing's.

Harry Weidner: 10:12

It was something though. Oh, let's talk about moving. Oh,

Jack Weidner: 10:17

okay, let you want to talk about moving. Let's let's talk about it. Moving is life's way of reminding you that it's horrible. fact that life is horrible. Yeah, that's my take.

Harry Weidner: 10:28

Yeah. Well, you're moving. I'm moving. We're both moving.

Jack Weidner: 10:32

We're both moving.

Harry Weidner: 10:33

I'm moving a little earlier than you are. Talking about your move. I want to hear about your logistics what you think.

Jack Weidner: 10:41

I mean, there's no logistics, I've just started the process of looking for an apartment in New York City, which is a nightmare. You need like a broker. You need like references from past like multiple as tenants. You need to like sacrifice six goats to the God of Zeus. And it's just there's a lot of things that I've like, gotten ready, and then I'm going to go start touring, all with the hopes of being able to like get obese in time for when my lease ends in Maryland, which is September 12. Yeah, when

Harry Weidner: 11:20

do when Can you excuse me, When can you start looking at apartments?

Jack Weidner: 11:24

I'm going to start this month is my plan. So I have some like emails out to people, because I want to be able to like, really not have to panic too much. So like start looking in may have June have July. Panic in August. Give up on my dreams in September. Well, though, and then yeah. No, I'm kidding.

Harry Weidner: 11:47

I hope that doesn't happen. But okay, that makes sense. Okay, I'm going to put the brakes on the moving conversation. Okay. I did want to ask you, you now that you live with your girlfriend? Yes. Are you appreciative of the time that you have alone?

Jack Weidner: 12:00

Yeah, but I'm always I've always been appreciative of the time that I've had a lot. Right.

Harry Weidner: 12:04

But you've had more time alone. In the past?

Jack Weidner: 12:08

Yeah. What do you mean? Like I've had more time because I used to live alone. Yeah, yeah.

Unknown: 12:15

Yeah. Has that changed? Like you would do? You would weaken by yourself? Was that awesome? Yeah. I loved. Yeah. Yeah. Apps interesting.

Jack Weidner: 12:23

It was great. Okay. Yeah. Because here's the thing. I think like, no matter what, your, what's called a vise row, my friends that have gotten married, we're just really shooting the shit to that. Yeah, my friends that have gotten married, I'd say a big problem, a point of contention in their marriages. The girls always say, you play a lot of video games. And then the guys are like, yeah, because like, that's how they interact socially. It's like, based around video games. And that time is very sacred to them. And I think a lot of people have something like that. And I don't want to just say men, but I think like everyone does. I like to read. And I like to read at night. But I, you know, like, because there's another person. Like, I don't want to just like I'll sit there and silence it and read and not engage with them. And I think that drives her nuts. So I do that less. I read so much. This weekend. Like just, I listened. I was always like, I was walking around listening to podcasts. I just like

Unknown: 13:42

Rhett was great.

Jack Weidner: 13:45

So like, he doesn't have to deal with me playing video games, because I don't play video games. But I do. I will. Nick neglect spending time with her to read. And when there's no guilt there, I love it's great.

Harry Weidner: 14:02

Right? Yeah, that's something I can never speak about.

Jack Weidner: 14:07

Yeah, maybe one I think

Harry Weidner: 14:10

there we'll see. I think my vice vise like that is honestly awesome in perfect. Because it's like getting outside and doing some sort of endurance activity.

Jack Weidner: 14:24

No, I found that your advice. That's what Well, I guess if you'd like to know if you'd like to do that. That's a good yeah,

Harry Weidner: 14:32

like my run today was awesome. And I missed that in yesterday spending two and a half hours on the bike.

Jack Weidner: 14:39

That was yeah, I'd say that. I'd say that's your advice. I can see that because like some guys it's golf. Right. Like they're gonna go play too. Right?

Unknown: 14:47

Yeah, like Johnny's would be golf. Jada, your roommate like, yeah, in golf. Back from golf. Yeah, right. Like we're gonna go play t right. No, he didn't. He just went to the Ranger was awesome. Yeah, like Oh, Um, no, I

Harry Weidner: 15:00

get that. I get that. All right. Wait,

Jack Weidner: 15:04

I will say one of my least favorite things about being the in this situation too, is like, I will read something. And then I will want to talk about it with someone. And you said a bit. Oh, there's so much in there someone in my apartment. That's perfect. Yeah, problem is sometimes it happens at 2am. That's a fair problem, right? Like, don't wake someone up at 2am to be like, Hey, I just had this random thought. Another problem is, if you're with someone that doesn't give a shit about what you're talking about, the it's, you're still just like, okay, so yeah, we're just talking about. You're still without. So it's like, you think you've solved half of your issue, right? Like you can't read. But you also can't talk about its interest. Yeah.

Unknown: 15:59

Should we get back to moving? Yeah, sure. Let's

Jack Weidner: 16:01

talk about moving.

Harry Weidner: 16:02

I just signed a lease. I told you about this, right. Yeah. I just had a lease for June 15. Moving to Denver with my friend Riley.

Unknown: 16:09

He was on his own. Yes. Yeah. So crazy. And oh my god, look at that. We get to do this. Full circle things. Eliza hearable. This is awesome.

Harry Weidner: 16:17

I'm loving. I'm having fun. I'm moving to Denver in June. Do that in Yeah, that's a you're like a month. It's a month, but my lease starts June 15. But I'm not moving until the 27th or something. Yeah. And it sucks. I mean, let me tell you, it sucks. Because I moved to Boston and I bought stuff. And the move to Boston, I packed up my apartment in State College and I put a trailer a five by seven trailer on the back of my car. And I moved up here and that drive that eight hour drive. Seven, six hour I ended up being eight with the trailer. It I hated it. I hated every second of it. Because driving with the trailer or the back of your car sucks. And now that I've moved here, I've accumulated more things. I've gotten a dresser, a couch barchart a desk. A bed. I didn't have a bed before, too. So I've just had socks. I've just accumulated all of this shit. And I am so stressed about it's off. I'm so stressed about it. Like, am I gonna get another trailer? I'm not going to fit everything in a five by seven. That's for damn sure. So my idea is six by eight. I don't know. Or do I want to just make the jump and buy like a pod? So u haul sells these you box things not gonna get pods because I got a quote for a pod. And guess how much a quote for a pod is from here. You haven't even explained what a pod is. It's like one of those things that you put on the street and you fill it up and then they ship it out for you and they drive it across and then by the time that you get to where you need to be social

Jack Weidner: 17:58

just minor mover that you pack the stuff. Yeah. Okay.

Harry Weidner: 18:04

Yeah. And they drive it across the country for you pretty cool, but it's like 1000

Jack Weidner: 18:08

you to Nish Why don't we need to reinvent moving by doing the same thing. But you're doing more work? Well, it's

Harry Weidner: 18:18

for this it's the convenience factor so you can leave the pod on the street or wherever for a week or a month or some What is it made up metal? It's a big metal box.

Jack Weidner: 18:29

You just are allowed to leave that on the street. You can Pearlman stuff yeah I'm hurt you to go you what you're gonna go to city all be like I need a permit to leave my pawn on the street for two months. That's outrageous.

Harry Weidner: 18:43

Yeah, but if you're doing it in a suburban area, then it's like a suburban area. Yeah, my driveway. Yeah, in urban, right. That's why That's why getting a potty nightmare. It's a nightmare. It's sucks and um, why are

Unknown: 18:55

you even thinking about a pot? What is this pot because

Harry Weidner: 18:59

I don't want to drive my car with a U haul on the back of it across the country get

Jack Weidner: 19:05

a mover Why are we having these? But that's

Harry Weidner: 19:08

the thing. That's the thing movers

Jack Weidner: 19:10

are also very movers are very expensive. But if you're considering and I don't have a mover right, okay, so then then that everything we've talked about, completely irrelevant.

Unknown: 19:21

The bill odd fuck the pot. The holidays are happening. But Chad's reaching out. Let's hear me out.

Harry Weidner: 19:28

Let's pod not happening for $1,000 Not happening. But what I can get is u haul has a similar thing to pods. And it's like a you box

Jack Weidner: 19:37

and you patch. That's gonna make a job right? What's it called a box?

Unknown: 19:41

It's a you bunkers. And it's not a pod. It's a U box.

Jack Weidner: 19:44

Do you know why it's called a U box? Because Because you

Harry Weidner: 19:47

do ourself you buy oxy yourself and then so I might get one of those. Those are also expensive. That's about$1,300

Jack Weidner: 19:54

Explain this premise. What what is the like, how does the box work?

Harry Weidner: 19:58

It works. Just like Get the pot. So it's a small tea leaf. It's smaller. Yeah.

Jack Weidner: 20:03

What is the box made out of also

Harry Weidner: 20:05

metal? No non metal. It's like a wooden frame.

Jack Weidner: 20:08

You just want to leave a wood box outside your apartment. Well,

Unknown: 20:15

I play i read i,

Jack Weidner: 20:17

let's also talk about this. How many parking tickets? Have you gotten while living in your apartment building? Because of the constantly in flux, parking rules outside, you

Harry Weidner: 20:29

can't really get a ticket on a pod.

Jack Weidner: 20:32

I was sure they could take it upon your inbox. I

Harry Weidner: 20:37

don't know how that works. But I'd have to get a I'd get a permit. I'd go through the city hall process to get a permit.

Jack Weidner: 20:42

That sounds like a nightmare. And it's a

Harry Weidner: 20:46

nice, it's five units. It's arguable. It's

Jack Weidner: 20:49

this is too much

Harry Weidner: 20:50

for me. It is it but it's too much for me, but I very much have to do it. So

Jack Weidner: 20:55

question. So you weren't concerned with the spacing of of a U haul?

Harry Weidner: 21:02

Yes. And yet, am I concerned with the spacing

Jack Weidner: 21:05

of the blue bar versus the PA. So a little bigger than than a U haul?

Harry Weidner: 21:10

The U box is a little bigger than the U haul trailer. Okay. So I'd have a little more space, and I wouldn't have to drive it on the back of my car. Now the U haul trailer that I would need is$800. The U box is $1,300. Do I think that that is worth

Jack Weidner: 21:32

that? I don't know that and that you still have so then they drop off your box in Denver? You have to unpack it immediately, right? Because I mean, I would imagine that you'd have to either get a permit or unpack it.

Harry Weidner: 21:47

Yeah. What's nice about where I'm moving to in Denver is it's a little less so little. Okay. It's not less I mean, yeah, it's it's less of a pain in the ass. So

Jack Weidner: 21:56

I have no questions I have. So this is just too much. I'm already like, what is your knee too? So? So the, your place in Denver?

Harry Weidner: 22:09

Is there in Las Colinas?

Jack Weidner: 22:11

Is it a walk up? Are you flights up?

Harry Weidner: 22:13

It's an apartment building? We're on floor two.

Jack Weidner: 22:15

I think I have four floors. It's not you know, there's an elevator. It's a schlep, there's an elevator. Are you gonna be able to fit a bed? And that's a question

Harry Weidner: 22:24

I imagine. Had they added everyone else get it up there? They might have walked the stairs. I don't know. What's nice about my bed is I can take it apart. I'm worried about the mattress. Yeah,

Jack Weidner: 22:37

well, that's the thing. You know, there's always like your Are you going to take apart your dresser? There's so many things. I don't think so moving is the worst. The only argument that I think for the suburbs, like the 50s mindset is just to go like the only golden like silver lining to the 50s mindset is to go somewhere. And done. Never leave and never leave. Like just go and die. Ah, that sounds great. Yeah,

Harry Weidner: 23:09

I'm afraid that if I move to Denver, or when I go to the West Coast, I'm not coming back. You won't

Jack Weidner: 23:15

be able to come back. It will be the east coast will be underwater by the time you're ready to come back. And then there'll be no point anyways. Right? Yeah, I don't know. Is that too?

Harry Weidner: 23:29

Yeah. So Lord, I don't know. I'm

Jack Weidner: 23:31

having heart palpitations.

Harry Weidner: 23:33

I am excited. I'm very excited. I'm very excited to move but I'm also not excited to move. I think I'm going to be pissed off for about a week straight. The week before I move off all but I like I will actually just be like, not fun to be around. Usually. I'm pretty fun to be here.

Jack Weidner: 23:53

You're pretty fun.

Harry Weidner: 23:54

I reckon I'm a good time

Jack Weidner: 23:56

to turn into jack for two weeks before any move. That's gonna be it's gonna soak God. He's gonna sell pessimistic you're gonna be for two weeks. Already. That's what's gonna keep you up at soccer to be your laundry. It's gonna be like, God, I hate myself. Why am I

Harry Weidner: 24:10

across the country? Yeah, it's gonna suck. Do

Jack Weidner: 24:13

you know, I would just like to say Azure. No one's asked me how I feel about

Unknown: 24:18

this. Man. Moving on. You're excited? No,

Jack Weidner: 24:22

I'm bummed because you're not gonna be on the East Coast.

Harry Weidner: 24:26

And yeah, but I'll be somewhere gradual that you could have come visit. Yeah,

Jack Weidner: 24:30

but it's a schlep like of course. I'm going to talk about how excited I am to go busy you and I want to go skiing on the West Coast. Like that's awesome, right? Like, that's all you and I have talked about how much we would love to like go hiking. That sounds great. Yeah, but it's a schlep

Harry Weidner: 24:45

to go it is ill thing. It's a pain in the ass. But you won't have to drive a U haul across the country. You might not have to truck. I really hope I don't have to. I'm really trying. I'm digging deep cannot have to do it. So,

Jack Weidner: 25:00

this is another question that I have. So the West Coast has a vibe

Unknown: 25:05

that is not moving to

Harry Weidner: 25:06

the West Coast, right in the last month or so. But it is moving to Denver. Yeah. Which is not the West Coast. I'm only two hours behind. Right? It's not. It's not.

Unknown: 25:19

Yeah, two hours three, but that matters. These things matter. Yeah. It's an hour. It's countable. Yeah. It matters.

Harry Weidner: 25:26

So it's not like, I don't know. If it matters, it matters. So I'm not moving to the West Coast. I move right Denver.

Jack Weidner: 25:34

You're moving out west. I'm moving out with us. Yeah. To that's different. Right. And decided for the vibe of Denver. Like obviously, like you're you spoken. You're very outdoorsy guy.

Harry Weidner: 25:47

Yeah, I remember. I don't. I can't wait. I think that I'm happy that I lived in Boston for the past two years, but I think that, but if anything, Boston has taught me that I like to be outside more than I currently am outside. And Denver is a perfect place to just be outside as much as I want to be and have easy access to outside. There's a lot of good access to outside here. But the city is less focused on being outside in Boston. Where's Denver? It's like, Let's go outside. Let's go for a hike. Let's go up to Boulder. Let's go for a hike. I mean, I think I'm gonna sign up for a triathlon in Boulder. for July 30. Pretty cool. Outside swimming reservoir outside. I just want to be outside. I want to be 12 Again, I want to play outside as much as I can have some sunshine. 300 days of sunshine.

Unknown: 26:44

Can't beat that. Because I want to say it's yeah, it's not last Sunday. They're sunny there all the time, son. What's kind of nice, pretty sweet. Well, it's

Jack Weidner: 26:53

Carlin's great.

Harry Weidner: 26:54

It's cloudy here all every day. Yeah. I haven't seen the sun and I haven't seen the sunshine since I don't know when. But I don't know. I'm excited. I'm not excited to move though.

Jack Weidner: 27:09

Yeah, no, the act of moving is? No. Do

Unknown: 27:12

you know how you're gonna fucking do it? No.

Jack Weidner: 27:15

Especially if I get like a walk up. No,

Harry Weidner: 27:19

I you're gonna have to hire movers. I know. I know. But you see, you can hire movers to just unpack your shit, right?

Unknown: 27:27

Which

Jack Weidner: 27:28

I would recommend. And that's what I was thinking I was gonna do I think I think it was gonna do a u haul. But like, me in the U haul, driving the U haul? Washer?

Harry Weidner: 27:38

Or what are you gonna do about a car, you're gonna have car guests, you're probably not gonna have a car I

Jack Weidner: 27:42

might have. But it will just be one car. And someone else could drive.

Harry Weidner: 27:48

Or you could tow your car. See, I went through this process to you can tell your coil on the back of a U

Jack Weidner: 27:53

haul? That's the does. I don't drive big cars. Do you know the fear of me driving a U haul and any close capacity to any other thing?

Unknown: 28:02

It's terrible. Yeah, it sucks. Oh my god. So

Harry Weidner: 28:08

you'll figure it out. I'll figure it out. It'll happen things will get done. I hate so that's our moving segment.

Jack Weidner: 28:15

Don't I think moving is great. Like I'm a very portable person. I have too many I have too much stuff. Like I have a bed. Which and a dresser. But like so like when I go when I'm just like moving around. Like I just have a suitcase. And if I just had a suitcase like a throw in my car. I would not care. I like the act of moving. I hate moving things. Right. The things make it hard. The things make it hard. So just don't get things. If that's so hard, or I know because you have to have a thing. I need a desk. This is really a cat.

Harry Weidner: 28:50

I can't I don't have a bed. Yeah, I need a dresser. Where am I going to split the rest of my day?

Jack Weidner: 28:56

My little suitcase of clothes. See, my problem is I have way too many books. I have way too many

Harry Weidner: 29:02

books. Yeah. You have like hundreds of pounds of books. Yeah, audiobooks, and bookshelves. Where do you know but

Jack Weidner: 29:10

I don't have this. This is the fact I don't need that many bookshelves because my bed is a bookshop. That's why I spent money on this specific bet. Because the med itself could all of my books. That's pretty cool. It's the best food. Yeah.

Harry Weidner: 29:29

Well, that's our moving segment. Yeah, that's in the podcast episode about nothing.

Jack Weidner: 29:36

There's one last thing I want to talk about. I don't know if you notice Arey. We're on Zoom. And there's some things behind me here.

Harry Weidner: 29:42

I was gonna ask about your periodic table. Yeah, I like it back. I didn't know if it was new. I hadn't

Jack Weidner: 29:47

used a brand new but yep, I got it on sale from the makers of Crash Course. I didn't look at the size because it was $10 and It looks small in the picture. And then this huge thing showed up two feet by three feet.

Unknown: 30:08

So I accidentally ordered two feet by the

Jack Weidner: 30:14

periodic table. And here's the thing. We started this by talking about kind of like how I live with someone else. When you buy a two feet by three seat periodic table, without a direct connection to the sciences, you are asked, Why?

Unknown: 30:36

Why do you need back a little via a table? And then, you know,

Jack Weidner: 30:42

you're like, it was $10 How often do you like, you know, like, how many times a day do you just wonder what the atomic number of lithium is? Those aren't. Oh, you got to do it. Do you now?

Harry Weidner: 30:56

Is it three?

Unknown: 30:58

I know they'll turn around and look you got a big out periodic table. Yeah, it is three. Nice. Yeah.

Jack Weidner: 31:05

That's what I said. I'm going to start in all of my work meetings. I'm going to start referencing elements you shouldn't like Phone Fax, I sent out a memo or my mother my boss was like, I just wanted to let you know I just got this periodic table. I will be dropping elemental facts.

Harry Weidner: 31:26

So why don't you have a periodic table and what else the

Jack Weidner: 31:29

history of the United States so it's like a poster kind of like going through the gorges that start I think it starts at natives and Spaniards, which is the first episode of Crash Course USA. Okay. So basically it starts with the I can't think they're all pumpkin roses. Yeah. Okay.

Unknown: 31:54

Because America didn't exist before then.

Jack Weidner: 31:57

American history started in 1776 That night I want it so thank you all for if you stuck around this long here's to you I toast you. Thank you for sticking around see how this mess really unraveled. This was the Seinfeld episode The episode about nothing. Hope you that really, you know resonated with you if you have any thoughts you can email us at our take gmail.com Your your thoughts your your deepest desires can be well to us. And no

Unknown: 32:30

don't do that. Don't give us your didn't

Jack Weidner: 32:37

have this will be coming out on a Thursday probably so have a wonderful week or Wednesday or Wednesday. Have a wonderful week. Have a wonderful week and thank you so much for joining and we'll see you.

Unknown: 33:01

Soon